В блоге квадзиллы вычитал про интересную штуку – генератор комплейнов. Напрямую им сабмитить комплейны нельзя, но слова и выражения позаимствовать – вполне. :) Пример:

People generally have strong views about Mr. Vladimir V. Putin. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Vladimir claims to be fighting for equality. What he’s really fighting for, however, is equality in degradation, by which I mean that Vladimir might legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed by the end of the decade. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don’t see the horrible outcome?

Lest you think that I’m talking out of my hat here, I should point out that it’s easy to tell if Vladimir’s lying. If his lips are moving, he’s lying. I proudly adopt this stand, so to speak.

Doesn’t it strike you as odd that Vladimir’s essays contain a farrago of extraordinary claims with little or no evidence? The entire premise of Vladimir’s paroxysms is incredibly offensive to any self-respecting person. History offers innumerable examples for the truth of this assertion. Vladimir plans to violate the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how the longer Vladimir wears the mask of alarmism, the harder it is to remove. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propanganda surrounding his promotion of cronyism. Tell everyone you know that Vladimir likes beliefs that commit acts of immorality, dishonesty, and treason. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I’d say that he always cavils at my attempts to spread awareness of the semi-intelligible nature of his witticisms. That’s probably because Vladimir is the type of person that turns up his nose at people like you and me. I guess that’s because we haven’t the faintest notion about the things that really matter such as why it would be good for him to grant a free ride to the undeserving. That’s our situation today, in very rough outline. Of course, I’ve left out a thousand details and refinements and qualifications. I’ve not mentioned that for some strange reason, Mr. Vladimir V. Putin is worried he’ll be disenfranchised and shunned by the most raffish gutter-dwellers you’ll ever see. And I’ve ignored Dadaism altogether. I’ve simply pointed out one key fact: Pragmatic adherence to concision necessitates that I delete a plethora of thoroughly unflattering adjectives regarding Vladimir’s hariolations.

P.S. Кого-нибудь ещё кроме меня закидывают комплейнами на домены, регнутые через реселлер клуб/кликдоменс/естдоменс? Если да, обязательно спрашивайте кто инициировал комплейн и текст комплейна, они обязаны давать эту информацию. Я выяснил что мне какой-то один и тот же деятель всё время пытается подгадить – шлёт комплейны про неправильный адрес, хотя адрес правильный.

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